Day One

5:15pm
Gave each of the girls a small bowl of raspberries. Gaby decided to wear hers. See pic.

5:30
Gaby is cleaned up and on the go. I cleared the dishes and put them on the kitchen counter. Apparently too close to the edge, because Gaby pulled down Lily's uneaten raspberries and finger painted the tile with them. See pic.

5:39
Gaby dips comb in toilet and tries to comb Lily's hair with it. Lily is not happy about this.

5:41
Gaby is pulling food out of the pantry.

5:52
Gaby head butts her sister. Neither are happy about this.

6:42
Spills mommy's cup of ice and takes off her diaper. Heads for the hills, and while mommy is cleaning up ice, pees on sister's floor.
While mommy cleans up pee, Gaby comes strolling in with the dog's water dish, complete with water. Heads back to the kitchen to try to pour water into a cup. This is one of said terrrorist favorite pastimes: the transfer of liquid.
While mommy writes this incident down, Gaby is dancing on dishwasher door.

7:12
Gets out of bath, and in the span of 3-4 minutes gets into lip gloss, spills bath paint and pees on the bath mat.

Note: day one's timeframe is only TWO HOURS.